Lately I’ve been looking into ChatGPT to see if I could use it to generate material for this blog. I’ve had some promising results that I would like to share with you. Here is “Drop It Like It’s Hot” written in the style of Shakespeare:
Oh fair maid, ’tis a tale I shall unfold,
Of a pimp with a flair and a heart bold,
With a Rollie on wrist and Chandon he pours,
He doth roll the finest of herbs, ne’er a chore.
And when the pigs with malice doth appear,
He parks his car with nimble speed and clear,
And if an attitude a man doth show,
He pops it like a firework aglow.
A noble lord he is, with a heart so kind,
And ice cubes and creams, a most bountiful mind,
A eligible bachelor, with a million dollar boat,
Whiter than the snow that doth chill and gloat.
A Phantom he drives, exterior like fish eggs,
And the interior like suicide-wrist red,
He shall exercise thee, and make thee see,
A lesson in life, this can be.
With a killer wit the beat and friends so fierce,
With steel that shall make thee shake and tear,
So fear not to approach, but think twice before,
Or thou shalt face the wrath of the Big Dog, Snoop.
And as a Bad Boy, with hoes aplenty,
He drives his own car, doth wear his own garments plenty,
A boss he is, and sharp of mind and heart,
On TV and magazines, a work of art.
So heed my words, and listen to this rhyme,
For it shall teach thee wisdom in its chime,
Of a pimp with a heart and a tale to tell,
Who drops it like its hot, and parks it as well.
I don’t know about you, but I find this stuff hilarious. You can try and rap this aloud, but you will notice the flow doesn’t quite work, but it works well enough that you can do it if you bend the rules of English pronunciation a little bit.
I also tried to get it to rap in the style of Charles Dickens. Unfortunately what I got wasn’t written in verse (which makes sense, Dickens didn’t write many verses), but instead a commentary written with the usual Dickens snark:
Alas, in a world where the pimps roam freely, it is oft advised that one drop all caution and defend oneself with ferocity. For when the constables of the law come to encroach upon thee, one must take refuge, and park themselves safely. But should a rogue individual dare to raise their voice in anger, one must be ready to silence them with a swift response.
In this world of decadence and vice, the narrator finds himself adorned with the finery of success. A Rolex adorns his wrist, and the finest of champagnes flows freely from his cup. He boasts of his wealth, his dreams, and the pleasures that come with his station in life.
And yet, he is a “gangsta,” a notorious outlaw who displays his colors for all to see. Though he may play the gentleman in society, his true nature shines through in his violent verse. He warns of his prowess with a gun, and his willingness to silence any who would dare cross him.
And yet, amidst all this talk of violence and intimidation, the narrator also invites others to join him in revelry. He calls upon the women to shed their modesty and dance to the music that he and his associates play.
It is a curious narrative, one of contradictions and complexities. But in the end, the refrain remains the same: “Drop it like it’s hot.” For in this dangerous world, one must always be ready to defend oneself.
The funny thing about my experiment was that ChatGPT does not like rap, and gangsta rap in particular. I get constant warnings that “this material may violate the terms of service”. Frankly I don’t think gangsta rap written in the style of Shakespearean sonnets will inspire people to commit violence, but this is a limitation of the technology.